They had the Word That Must Not Be Spoken, we had the word that no one could figure out how to pronounce. He said he was going to make some sweeping changes; we asked him to make a commercial when he was done so we’d know. I am my own worst enemy and I will overcome this problem through self-reliance: interesting things happen if you get depressed enough. The first thing the lab ape drew with the pencils we gave it was the bars of its cage, which struck us all as pathetic, so we made it some eyeglasses.